I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Randomize
