Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I want her autograph on my taint
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
