I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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