We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
