I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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