I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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