there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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