My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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