Are we in a gay sports bar?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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