i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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