I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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