Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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