She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
pop tarts are not kleenex
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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