That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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