doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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