Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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