you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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