Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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