Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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