it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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