she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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