Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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