Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All I want is dick and wine.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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