Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I forget how to act sober
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