how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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