did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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