I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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