it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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