Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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