Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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