She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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