How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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