the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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