He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
