another moral hangover. fuck.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
