everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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