at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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