Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fuck appropriateness.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
What a dumb baby whore.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
