You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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