WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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