i think i have herpe
just one?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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