I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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