East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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