what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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