its not stalking. its research.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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