She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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