Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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