normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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