if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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