I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
