We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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