What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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