absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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